Get ready to never forget an appointment, birthday, or excuse to check out Mr. Bassmeister again! Introducing The Sexy Mr. Bassmeister Calendar 2025, the wall calendar you didn’t know you needed.

Not only does it have ample space to jot down the (very few) plans you actually commit to, but it also includes all the German holidays you didn’t ask for (and probably won’t celebrate).

But let’s talk about what really matters: 13 exclusive, high-res, steamy photos of Mr. Bassmeister himself, printed on premium, glossy paper. This masterpiece comes in the sleek A4 European format (21.0 cm x 29.7 cm) — because if it were any bigger, your significant other might just walk out!

Hang it up, plan your days, and enjoy Mr. Bassmeister’s smoldering looks all year long.